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    Thread: two Abandoned walk into a bar ...
Post: RE: two Abandoned walk into a bar ...

Theo slumped over his whiskey, tired and grumpy, cursing his failure -- but all that changed when he noticed Sah approaching the bar. OK, maybe he wasn't going to be Warden (yet), but Theo could still...
Theo Kraai 4 1,549 03-17-2022, 03:38 PM
    Thread: two Abandoned walk into a bar ...
Post: two Abandoned walk into a bar ...

[say]"Your tab's about due, Mr. I'm-gonna-be-Warden,"[/say] said the bartender. [say]"Next time,"[/say] Theo grumbled, pushing his glass back to the bartender for more whiskey. Though she looked skep...
Theo Kraai 4 1,549 03-12-2022, 05:33 PM
    Thread: Let's Vote
Post: RE: Let's Vote

Disappointed by not exactly shocked by the vote, Theo gave Noah a respectful nod. When he spoke, it was without a trace of resentment. [say]"Congratulations, Warden."[/say] Now what was Theo going to...
Theo The Citadel 14 4,210 03-11-2022, 02:43 PM
    Thread: Let's Vote
Post: RE: Let's Vote

[say]"Orrr we could not get dragged into someone else's war,"[/say] Theo said, stepping forward. OK, this was his moment. Don't get cold feet now. He smiled at the audience, looking for people in its ...
Theo The Citadel 14 4,210 03-10-2022, 07:30 PM
    Thread: Let's Vote
Post: RE: Let's Vote

Theo stood near the front of the crowd, preparing the big speech with which he planned to win them over -- but he didn't step forward yet. First, he wanted to see who else threw their hat into the rin...
Theo The Citadel 14 4,210 03-08-2022, 03:32 PM
    Thread: Notice Board
Post: RE: Notice Board

Dear Halovians, I, Theo Caldwell, would like to announce my candidacy for Warden. I have recently returned from traveling the lands and deeply feel for the state of our region. After all the recent ...
Theo Notice Board 53 16,090 03-03-2022, 11:59 PM
    Thread: Yet another Warden
Post: RE: Yet another Warden

Ooh, free food. Theo really couldn't care less about Morgan as a person, but he was a self-declared politician now, so he made his way through the funeral looking solemn and mournful and not even ste...
Theo The Citadel 7 2,168 03-03-2022, 11:43 PM
    Thread: all good political campaigns start in a tavern
Post: all good political campaigns start in a tavern

Only recently arrived in Halo from balmy Torchline, Theo was thoroughly ready to get into the kind of trouble that had once driven him from the Citadel. Except, you know, go big or go home -- he'd fig...
Theo Kraai 0 572 03-03-2022, 11:33 PM
    Thread: never repent, always repeat
Post: never repent, always repeat

Theo had learned some lessons from the attack he'd suffered -- just not the one his attacker had intended to teach him. He didn't go into dark alleys anymore, not if he could help it; he spent his tim...
Theo Kaiholo Port 0 774 12-02-2021, 03:59 PM
    Thread: [split] [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

[say]"Ugh."[/say] Theo slapped at the bugs that landed on him, grimacing. He'd discovered one point in Halo's favor, at least: very few biting or stinging insects made their home on the ice. Even afte...
Theo Oerwoud 1 1,182 11-19-2021, 01:06 AM
    Thread: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

Like Raza, Theo makes no attempt to volunteer for a watch before hitting the hay. If anyone asked, he'd claim exhaustion and argue that he was too likely to doze off for it to be safe for him to take ...
Theo The Feverlands 24 6,536 11-12-2021, 11:23 PM
    Thread: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

[say]"Fuck!"[/say] Theo shouts, scrambling away from the alligator with Harper's help. He's never seen a gator before and didn't really know they existed, though he isn't particularly surprised to fin...
Theo The Feverlands 24 6,536 10-21-2021, 05:03 PM
    Thread: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

[say]"I've been far from Torchline, but I can't say the wilderness is my preferred environment,"[/say] Theo says, catching Raza's question. He's pretty strictly a city boy, especially after growing up...
Theo The Feverlands 24 6,536 10-14-2021, 05:49 PM
    Thread: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

Oh, good, they were camping for the night. Theo was always glad to stop working and laze about -- oh. Harper wanted him to actually do something. Damn. Dragging himself out of his done-for-the-day min...
Theo The Feverlands 24 6,536 09-30-2021, 03:36 PM
    Thread: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] [split] unicorn wranglers

Finding his feet and escaping the unicorns' trampling zone, Theo looked around for his horse, swearing under his breath. That had been a close one. One hoof in the wrong place -- one skull in the wron...
Theo The Feverlands 24 6,536 09-17-2021, 04:16 PM
    Thread: [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] unicorn wranglers

[say]"Oh, shit,"[/say] Theo got out as he fell from the saddle, and then he had to focus on dodging the unicorns' hooves as they came down around him, with uncertain success. Looking for the nearest e...
Theo The Feverlands 10 3,898 08-18-2021, 03:23 PM
    Thread: hated by god, hated by man
Post: RE: hated by god, hated by man

Theo couldn't help coughing as the dragon's scalding smoke wafted into his face, burning and choking him. That coughing might have been for the best, though, as otherwise he would have tried to talk. ...
Theo Kaiholo Port 7 2,521 08-06-2021, 09:27 PM
    Thread: [split] unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: [split] unicorn wranglers

Theo might not have any animal-wrangling skills, but he was, of course, a coward. More charitably, one might note that he had no martial skills and didn't even carry a weapon. Any illusion he made to ...
Theo The Feverlands 10 3,898 07-31-2021, 12:14 AM
    Thread: hated by god, hated by man
Post: RE: hated by god, hated by man

[say]"Oof."[/say] Theo collapsed beneath Gwyneverre's weight and gave up on struggling, going limp. After all, his movements only seemed to make the dragon angrier. Better to just let her have her way...
Theo Kaiholo Port 7 2,521 07-27-2021, 03:28 AM
    Thread: unicorn wranglers
Post: RE: unicorn wranglers

Shrugging, Theo lowered his lasso slightly. If the others didn't think an immediate capture attempt was the best idea, then he wouldn't make any such attempt. At least the unicorns hadn't bolted yet, ...
Theo King's End 11 3,777 07-26-2021, 02:11 AM


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