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    Thread: feel the essence fill the void
Post: RE: feel the essence fill the void

If Bart knows anything about himself - and his entire family line - it's that he has shit fucking luck. So <i>of course</i> he wakes up humming bats. Why wouldn't he? The bats come busti...
Bartholomew Temple 9 770 10-03-2023, 01:29 AM
    Thread: feel the essence fill the void
Post: RE: feel the essence fill the void

“Broad and tall and powerful” means nothing when you have the survival instincts of a rabid toy poodle and the luck of a cockroach, so Bart merely narrows his eyes right back at Noah, suspicious and f...
Bartholomew Temple 9 770 09-13-2023, 11:07 PM
    Thread: feel the essence fill the void
Post: RE: feel the essence fill the void

Someone wants to fix up the infirmary in <i>Bart's territory?</i> Of course he fucking shows up. Doesn't matter that he could have (and arguably should have) done it first. Like a territo...
Bartholomew Temple 9 770 09-12-2023, 07:31 AM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

Bart barks a laugh immediately when El - newly named, by the way - is so hilariously upfront about their impending cradling. Sass is the fastest way to his unbearably well-guarded heart, so he regards...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 07-11-2023, 02:36 PM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

They seem to calm once he takes away the dizzying element of the ocean beyond with his broad shoulders, and Bart can't help but feel relieved when he doesn't manage to irritate them any further before...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 06-27-2023, 01:32 AM
    Thread: The Nurse and the Midwife
Post: RE: The Nurse and the Midwife

Past it? It would be a miracle. Bart isn't even sure he's capable of that given the only person he'd ever let in was Nate. [say]"I'll give it my best go,"[/say] is all he can promise, the gamely smile...
Bartholomew Sidhe Village 10 946 06-27-2023, 12:50 AM
    Thread: The Nurse and the Midwife
Post: RE: The Nurse and the Midwife

Bart chuckles alongside her, though it's a bit more sheepish and rueful. [say]"Yeah, probably. Can't be a dick if it means my patient's gonna suffer."[/say] Not that Phoebe hasn't been perfectly sweet...
Bartholomew Sidhe Village 10 946 06-19-2023, 08:10 PM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

Most people consider Bart to be unsatisfactory in nearly every reviewable category (he has a 1.5 star average for social interactions) so El certainly isn't the first to give him such an exasperated l...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 06-19-2023, 07:54 PM
    Thread: The Nurse and the Midwife
Post: RE: The Nurse and the Midwife

Big, huh? Bart can tell, because her next idea is equally big, making him grimace into the lip of his glass. [say]"I mean...maybe. I ain't real palatable outside of my bed manner."[/say] If he wasn't ...
Bartholomew Sidhe Village 10 946 06-16-2023, 02:03 AM
    Thread: The Nurse and the Midwife
Post: RE: The Nurse and the Midwife

Perfect, that means no further stomping around in the heat trying to find the person he needs. The trees overhead provide adequate shade, but it's frankly not enough in his opinion. He doesn't necessa...
Bartholomew Sidhe Village 10 946 06-15-2023, 09:24 PM
    Thread: The Nurse and the Midwife
Post: RE: The Nurse and the Midwife

It's fucking <i>hot.</i> Bart has traveled all this way for one reason and one reason only, and the heat is making it difficult to focus on that end goal when all he wanted to do when fly...
Bartholomew Sidhe Village 10 946 06-14-2023, 11:48 PM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

They're not the first person to be put out or off by his bad personality. Bart has long since grown used to navigating the minefield he creates simply by existing (and, admittedly, by refusing to stop...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 06-14-2023, 01:14 AM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

Hell, Bart's pretty much the same in being content to leave it at that. He did his <i>moral duty</i> or whatever, that means he's off the hook. Sloppily saluting them and beginning to dete...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 06-09-2023, 09:16 PM
    Thread: Murphy's Law
Post: RE: Murphy's Law

Bart watches like it really is a videogame, more than content to stay out of the literal firing line (heh, get it?) and watch Fox absolutely destroy the last rat. It's gross but also not unlike watchi...
Bartholomew Black Lake 26 2,221 06-09-2023, 08:10 PM
    Thread: you're only human too
Post: RE: you're only human too

After the ROUS debacle with Fox, you'd think Bart would stop trying to cool off through the act of swimming. You would be wrong, because Bart is as stupid as he is stubborn. This time at least he has ...
Bartholomew Jack Tar Landing 12 1,075 06-03-2023, 06:45 AM
    Thread: Murphy's Law
Post: RE: Murphy's Law

Fox is far from the first person to have been baffled by language Bart refuses to part from, so it's a good thing the miscommunication flies straight over his own head. And he can't even blame it on t...
Bartholomew Black Lake 26 2,221 06-03-2023, 06:38 AM
    Thread: Your final accolade
Post: RE: Your final accolade

The immediate support makes his insides sour with regret and shame, so it's a good thing his expression is concealed with the way they lean into one another or he would feel more self-conscious about ...
Bartholomew Ahi Coast 17 1,950 05-30-2023, 08:20 PM
    Thread: Murphy's Law
Post: RE: Murphy's Law

It's a kind offer that follows the placating, which means Bart subsides far faster due to his deathly allergy to niceness. [say]"Yeah, I'll give ya a ring. Would be nice to have help."[/say] He may be...
Bartholomew Black Lake 26 2,221 05-30-2023, 08:08 PM
    Thread: Murphy's Law
Post: RE: Murphy's Law

The confession is met with a wildly unimpressed stare. [say]"See, <i>that's</i> why ya need a doctor. Even if it's just someone who can bang down yer door to remind ya to take care of yers...
Bartholomew Black Lake 26 2,221 05-23-2023, 05:24 AM
    Thread: Your final accolade
Post: RE: Your final accolade

He hates that Sunjata can so easily reach past the bristles, the hurt, the grief. He'd learned how to do it with Nate, and clearly the same tactics work on Bart. Or maybe he is just...tired. It has be...
Bartholomew Ahi Coast 17 1,950 05-15-2023, 11:13 PM


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