Oh, my darling little brain-buzzers of Caido, I come to you with a heavy...what’s the word? Heart? Stomach? Liver? Well, something heavy, I’m sure. The Family is feeling a bit wilted, like a turnip left too long in the sun. So much of the void—our beautiful, wriggling void—has been pushed back, and it’s left us all feeling rather...bereft.
Now, I won’t go into details, but it seems Torchline’s Queen and her “friend” have gone to “rest in peas.” A phrase I’ve heard tossed around but never quite understood. Why would anyone want to rest in legumes? Regardless, they won’t be poking their curious little noses into the void anymore, and that’s something to ponder, isn’t it?
So, let this be a gentle warning to all you inquisitive beans out there: the void isn’t a toy, and meddling with it might just land you in your own patch of “pea-rest.” If you catch my drift.
Stay safe, my friends, and remember—while we may feel wilted now, the Family’s roots run deep. And I can’t WAIT until you’re part of the Family.
