Ohhhhh hello my bark-breathing darlings and leaf-lickers of Caido!
Have I got news for you! Thanks to the indomitable Pierce—and some especially industrious, devastatingly stylish Friends of the Family—the Oerwoud is ours once more! Yes, yes! Jungle restored! Trees un-voided! The flora? Flamboyant! The fauna? Freaky! And the vibes? Positively feral!
So go on, take a stroll through the twisting green. Dip your toes in the muddled puddles. Hug a tree. Lick a mushroom! (On second thought, maybe don’t do that unless you already hear my voice regularly.) But please—don’t enter without the proper clearance. And by clearance, I mean a hug. From me. Arms optional. Reality negotiable.
AND! Let’s not forget! The event of the season is nearly upon us! A splashy celebration of sweat and fists and friendship—Pierce’s Pool Party! Come to punch! Come to pose! Come for the protein! The water will be tepid and questionably glowing. The outfits will be minimal and full of character. The memories? …Erratic!
So whether you’re lounging in lichen or cannonballing through chaos, know this, my darlings: I see you. I hear you. And I absolutely cannot wait until you’re part of the Family.
