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2 Sex Gods walk into a bar - Printable Version

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2 Sex Gods walk into a bar - Adam - 10-03-2019

Ever since Amalia had told him Caido had an actual, for real Sex God, Adam had been very intrigued by the idea. Surely, the God would be impressed with his performance in the world so far; if not they would at least likely have something in common. Seemed like a more fun God than Raggy Death or Sparkly Lady.

And the quests would be amazing, probably, right?

He came to the shrine with a little shot glass filled with a strong spirit (that he tipped up to the shrine as if offering a toast, then put down) and a plate bearing one of Amalia's pastries. [say]"Amalia tells me this is some kinda fruit twist thing. I thought you might like it, cos fruit's meant to be like, sexy for metaphors and shit, right? Oh-- I wanna talk to uh...Frey? The sex one? If I can. Thanks."[/say]

Leaning back he smiled at the shrine and waited, very eager indeed to see what this God would look like.


RE: 2 Sex Gods walk into a bar - Random Event - 10-03-2019

In an extremely unlucky turn of fate, the god did not appear.

Hella bad luck, yo.