LOCKE
You know, Locke never really expected to be the major player of a divine comedy but it looks like Ludo has other plans. He's mid yelling something about "I was just trying to flirt!" When he's suddenly crowned. He's half a second from taunting Remi about it, (because taunting a demi god who could fart in your general direction and kill you on accident is always a good idea) when suddenly he's pulled up and his pants are pulled down.
What a fucking tragedy today has been, honestly. He just fucking found out he's having a kid and now the herald of death pantsed him and he's definitely not wearing underwear. He's actually at a loss for what to do for a moment, just kind of standing there. But then his brain catches up with is body and he promptly pulls his pants back up. "Well that's probably more dick than anyone here intended to see today.." He's still standing, just kind of looking down atMaeve, slightly mortified.
What a fucking tragedy today has been, honestly. He just fucking found out he's having a kid and now the herald of death pantsed him and he's definitely not wearing underwear. He's actually at a loss for what to do for a moment, just kind of standing there. But then his brain catches up with is body and he promptly pulls his pants back up. "Well that's probably more dick than anyone here intended to see today.." He's still standing, just kind of looking down at
I wanna make up my mind
But I don't know myself
But I don't know myself
