and there she was, living, despite it all
Phoebe smiled at her son. "Just say the word and I am sure he will be happy to teach you." she said.
But there were more amusing matters at hand.
A Cheshire grin sat upon her lips as he fiddled with this and that, cheeks flaring red here and there. And what he said was all well and good. But it was very surface level. "Yes, that's all right." she praised, nodding her head. "But do you know how it actually works? What having sex actually entails?" she said. "Do you know the basic anatomical differences between male and female and why they are that way?" she continued to prod him along. Oh yes. She was going to go into detail with this conversation. Frey would smite her elsewise.
As he started to answer, she stood and went to the icebox, fetching some lemon meringue pie. Cutting out the perfect piece, she placed it on a plate, then cut another. One for each of them. She brought him his piece then sat again with her own. She took a bite and smiled at him lovingly from across the table. This was all for his own good.
But there were more amusing matters at hand.
A Cheshire grin sat upon her lips as he fiddled with this and that, cheeks flaring red here and there. And what he said was all well and good. But it was very surface level. "Yes, that's all right." she praised, nodding her head. "But do you know how it actually works? What having sex actually entails?" she said. "Do you know the basic anatomical differences between male and female and why they are that way?" she continued to prod him along. Oh yes. She was going to go into detail with this conversation. Frey would smite her elsewise.
As he started to answer, she stood and went to the icebox, fetching some lemon meringue pie. Cutting out the perfect piece, she placed it on a plate, then cut another. One for each of them. She brought him his piece then sat again with her own. She took a bite and smiled at him lovingly from across the table. This was all for his own good.
Phoebe
