"Alright, yes, you got me. It is a proposal. I have decided to leave my lovely Rexanna and elope with you, Ronin, and I shall be awfully hurt if you refuse." Bastien grinned, but dropped the sarcasm and leaned forward to pull Ronin into a hug, placing his gift for Rexanna gently down on the ground soon. "I am truly glad this Summer or--ah--Longheat brought you back to us, Ronin."
With that said he pulled back and clapped him once on the shoulder, then his smirk returned. "So I assume from your shocked face you have no gift for me? How awful. You must be so embarrassed."
Bastien
I'm every cliche, but I simply do it best