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"OY." The candle struck the snake right between his shoulder blades, thudding to the floor as James wheeled about. Scrawny arms awkwardly trying to rub the offended bit of skin (unsuccessfully), the snake huffed. "The bloody fuck was that for!?" He demanded, looking perfectly ignorant of whatever he could possibly have done to offend. "What, these?" The snake asked with a grin, flexing his fingers and bobbing his brows suggestively. "The things these babies have seen. How much y'think they'd go for, anyhow?"
Letting his eyes grow comically big for a moment James remained entirely undeterred despite he was now basically backed into a corner in a strange wagon by a strange man. "Oohh, well I've got to warn you mate," James raised an arm, made a fist to bulk up an absolutely pathetic bicep, which he lovingly kissed. "You're talkin' to a cloud-cage fighting champion." Whatever that was.
"Well I'll tell you, since you asked so nicely." James tittered in his lilting brand of upbeat sarcasm. "So there I was. Walkin' along, minding my own business when out of the blue this dragon appears, yeah? And it starts talkin. Says I was to wait right here for an impotent man with blue eyes." With a gasp to make any stageman proud, James let his mouth drop as he pointed to Ianto's eyes. "You don't think...d'you think it was you he meant??"
Letting his eyes grow comically big for a moment James remained entirely undeterred despite he was now basically backed into a corner in a strange wagon by a strange man. "Oohh, well I've got to warn you mate," James raised an arm, made a fist to bulk up an absolutely pathetic bicep, which he lovingly kissed. "You're talkin' to a cloud-cage fighting champion." Whatever that was.
"Well I'll tell you, since you asked so nicely." James tittered in his lilting brand of upbeat sarcasm. "So there I was. Walkin' along, minding my own business when out of the blue this dragon appears, yeah? And it starts talkin. Says I was to wait right here for an impotent man with blue eyes." With a gasp to make any stageman proud, James let his mouth drop as he pointed to Ianto's eyes. "You don't think...d'you think it was you he meant??"
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