Thought that I was cool, but

J

caught between the real thing
& nothing at all

"Oy, be nice now." The snake scolded mischievously. "We've a lot of good memories together, this old door and I." They absolutely didn't, but still James was able to feign a loving sign, kissing his thumb and rubbing it suggestively against one of the knots in the door.

Amun would find the bones of James' hips protruding in that coked-out chic way the super models die for, his skin taunt. While it wasn't far to say he necessarily had abs, given that was only due to his distinct lack of muscle, you had to take your wins where you could, so yeah, James had abs. Despite the snake's longer legs he kept stride with the potter easily enough, at least until they stopped and the snake was apparently expected to stoop to get in. Letting his hips rock forward far too pliably for first meetings, he squinted into the dim interior. "You've a very end of the world thing going on in here." The snake sang approvingly. It was nice to meet a fellow squatter after all.

Perhaps this side of the world really wasn't so different after all.

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