Running for you life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
Well damn, now you messed up the song.
Amalia manages to grab the attention of two nearby wolves, who appear in a flurry of teeth and claws to defend Melita. Even better, she will have no trouble finding the staff, leaning against a tree about 30 feet away and starkly obvious in the dark woods. Almost as though it was put there on purpose...
While she's distracted by the hunt for the staff, Shia attempts a sneak attack! And boy oh boy, is he bad at being sneaky! Instead of any sort of grace or true stealth, Shia comes barreling out of the woods, raving something incomprehensible about relevancy and not being famous and transformers. He's about halfway between the women, but it's Amalia he charges at, lunging forward and tripping spectacularly over a root.
Shia comes to a stop at Amalia's feet, somewhat dazed. What will you do?
Eating all the bodies
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
