Sexual Healing

Somehow, a small bird had managed to wind its way through the temple and into the infirmary without being noticed. Then again, it wasn’t really that odd. Birds wandered into very unusual places. It helped that they could fly and were generally small and went without notice. It had been nibbling on the various supplies since it got there, flitting here and there without a care in the world. However, when the large man came into the area and dropped his trousers, it flew into the air with a startled squawk. Circling above the doctor and her patient, it would begin screeching, a surprisingly loud and cutting sound for such a small creature, especially in an enclosed space. It was unfortunately just out of reach of the landlocked creatures below. Before they had a chance to react, it would empty its bowels onto Isla’s head and then fly into a small crack in the wall, where it would continue to voice its outrage. Unfortunately, both Isla and Devrum would find themselves unable to get to it, no matter how they tried. The piercing cries would continue, seeming to come at the most inopportune times and would quickly cause both Devrum and Isla quite the headache.