Talkin' Bout My Best Friend

"Oh yeah, and just where is Caido, smart ass?" Edy taunted with a mischievous O of surprise on her lips, as if coaxing her younger counterpart to call her on her language. "I mean it might not actually be a cave. Maybe Loren found a house, but there's definitely sex going on. Why else would he just up and abandon us, huh?" Rather sternly, Edy looked down at Bea. "If anyone ever tries to make you put sex before your family, you kick 'em right in their squishiest bits, wherever those might be. Got it?" With a bit of a frown, Edy nodded. Whatever this world was and however much it sucked, Edy couldn't imagine being part of a magical family in it without magic. She was a Launceleyn after all, and though magic always took a bit of time to bloom, it always did. Still, something in the back of her mind darkly wondered if perhaps Bea's...wouldn't. "I wonder if any of the gods I keep hearing about can do anything. You ever seen any of 'em yet?" Ugly and scary and let's catch it. Yep. She was a Launceleyn alright. "Well, you heard her." Edy cackled towards Bobi, who took off at a full run. She could obviously outrun Bea, but would trail behind, magic ready the fuck to go. EDY Could dress up to get love. But guess what? I'm never gonna be that girl who's living in a Barbie world