Stupid Scary Squirrels

Edy I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example Edy raised her brows. She couldn't care less about the mud Bea's tiny temper tantrum was causing, more just that it was happening at all. At least the kid didn't know about drugs yet, so that was probably good. Zariah would most definitely kill the teenager if she introduced drugs to Bea (too soon, because honestly, it was going to happen eventually). "Okay, okay, no mushrooms. Got it."  Edy cooed, grabbing a blanket from one of the couches and playfully dumping it on Bea's head. If she was going to snot everywhere, she should at least have something to wipe it off with. Listening more carefully now since apparently this wasn't a drug fueled rant, Edy cocked a brow and made a frowning face. On the one hand, Bea had a point. Talking squirrels seemed like a once in a lifetime thing and Edy probably would have followed along too. Though hearing about it now, following a little bite-sized rodent into a maze? Eeeeeehhhh sounded sketchy as fuck. "Wait now there's a hawk-" The teenager interrupted, trying to keep all the characters in this weird fairy tale straight. "You crushed-" Now Edy just looked fucking pleased as punch and quite impressed. As the horror story came to an end, Edy drew the girl towards her and grinned. "Well. Sounds like you showed those squirrels who was boss, yeah?" Leaning back she eyeballed the girl for a moment trying to decide if she was at all injured. "Launceleyn's take shit from no one. Not even talking squirrels." Booping Bea on the nose, Edy continued to grin. "So did you thank your hawk, or what?" The teenager wasn't really convinced there'd been a hawk at all, but fuck it, just about every bit of this sounded like nonsense, so maybe. "Who knows, maybe the hawk is really your prince charming and you need to kiss him to turn him back into a prince!"