not if I get you first

i've seen fire & i've seen rain.
i've seen sunny days that i thought would never end

Thinking that Ronin was simply about to strip himself naked in fewer movements than normal (not that the alchemist would have minded one bit), Remi's mouth dropped open as sparks began to fizzle from his husband's fingertips.

"Ronin..." Remi murmured, his tone half-worried and half amused by what he was seeing. Until of course he wasn't seeing anything at all, because he was covered in mud.

With comedic slowness, Remi raised his fingertips to his eyes wiping away the mud heavily splattered there. "Ta da indeed." Using his own earth magic to schluff the mud off of his face, the alchemist raised a brow. "Mud splattering is easily the most impressive demi-god ability you've acquired thus far." He joked with a shit-eating grin.