ZEPH
you have a happy personality with a heavy soul
"That an' dehydration. Yer tea's a fuckin' miracle, but my stomach still ain't cut out for spendin' that long on a boat." I puked a lot is implied but not said, because ruining the delight of seeing her again with detailed discussion of your nausea isn't really something you're feeling just now. And when her legs are around your waist and her arms over your shoulders and she's whispering a litany of sinfully delicious filth in your ear, well, goodbye any thoughts about being on a ship - or anything else, really, because your blood is definitely not prioritizing that head.
You're beginning to question your ability to make it as far as the shower before you begin to strip off her clothes, but the way she stiffens in your arms catches you off-guard, causing you to stumble a bit. "A kid?" you repeat skeptically, following her gaze to the stairs and seeing nothing there. "Fuckin'- Oi! Kid! Get outta here 'fore I sic my dragon on ya!" Ki is about as far from being a dragon while still being a reptile as is technically possible, but whoever has decided to ruin your triumphant return doesn't need to know that.
You're beginning to question your ability to make it as far as the shower before you begin to strip off her clothes, but the way she stiffens in your arms catches you off-guard, causing you to stumble a bit. "A kid?" you repeat skeptically, following her gaze to the stairs and seeing nothing there. "Fuckin'- Oi! Kid! Get outta here 'fore I sic my dragon on ya!" Ki is about as far from being a dragon while still being a reptile as is technically possible, but whoever has decided to ruin your triumphant return doesn't need to know that.
sometimes, it gets weird
