"I'd be careful'a that," you caution from somewhere off to the side of the weird tree thing where you currently lean against a large rock, peering rather skeptically at the plant. It's... weird, in the way a lot of things are weird these days, and it definitely doesn't belong on Apopo's slopes. You, like this fucker, stumbled on it while walking, and you've been trying to keep an eye on it ever since. So far nothing too unusual has happened, but...
"Coulda sworn I heard it laugh."
You've pushed off the rock and come to stand behind the stranger who seems to be dressed like a pirate hooker, still staring at the tree as though waiting for it to jump or something. Wouldn't surprise you in the least if it did, but you'd be lying if you weren't a bit curious. Oh, sure, you don't wanna be the one to poke it, but if prince Hot Topic is gonna take the plunge? Well, this you'd like to see.
Zephyr
you can be the ripest, juciest peach in the world
and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches
and there's still going to be someone who hates peaches
