Well, they both had dildo-themed zingers ready for him. At one point in his life Adam might have been offended, but he was post-death and post-giving a shit about his persona, for the most part, and just laughed. "Well see, the point of polishing it would be no splinters, but now that it wouldn't hurt anymore, maybe that'd add to it. Who knows. The laughing too! Why not!" It would make for a unique experience at least.
He took a couple of steps back to let her touch the plant, still thinking the whole thing pretty bizarre; Adam glanced over to Zeph, made a face that said is this normal?
"Well, no. So uh...what're you gonna do with it, now you know its not a normal plant? Is it gonna...become a person or something?" Adam asked, eyes flicking up and down as he studied it.
