ADAM
Becoming aware of a voice talking about, uh, something, nearby, Adam looked up. He was very impressed right away to see someone on such an impressive floating Unicorn, not the sort of thing you often saw around Torchline. It helped that she was hot, too, but as he had often done recently, he reeled in his mind before it got too crazy. Both for the sake of his marriage and now, his appearance.
"The fuck kinda barber cuts your chest hair?" He asked, sighing and going to put the dagger away in his boot; there was something particularly undignified about letting someone watch you pathetically and unevenly saw at your body hair. "Sides, I was fucking cursed or some shit. It's growing way too fast to do anything about it." Adam had made the association with sex, but had not worked out quite why he was cursed; his current theory was that the Voice had been so mad he wanted a working dick she decided to teach him a lesson.
Not occupied any more with his ever-elongating situation, Adam properly looked over Edy. He felt like he recognised her, could tell from the fangs (and the fact she was naked in the ocean at night) that she was Ascended. "...You're...you came back at the same time as me, right?"
"The fuck kinda barber cuts your chest hair?" He asked, sighing and going to put the dagger away in his boot; there was something particularly undignified about letting someone watch you pathetically and unevenly saw at your body hair. "Sides, I was fucking cursed or some shit. It's growing way too fast to do anything about it." Adam had made the association with sex, but had not worked out quite why he was cursed; his current theory was that the Voice had been so mad he wanted a working dick she decided to teach him a lesson.
Not occupied any more with his ever-elongating situation, Adam properly looked over Edy. He felt like he recognised her, could tell from the fangs (and the fact she was naked in the ocean at night) that she was Ascended. "...You're...you came back at the same time as me, right?"
Look who makes their own bed
Lies right down within it
Base Code by Sky!
