[Seasonal Event] Boy Problems

Samuel Tell me little dear if you've only lived here, have you ever really lived at all? "No. N-no, I wouldn't. You're pretty and nice. Men like that, I think. ...I on-only say I think because I am not...I have never liked women much. I mean, as d-dates. I think women are fine people." Stumbling explanation aside, he assumed Phoebe was lying to make him feel better. She obviously had to have suitors falling over themselves to get to her. He was certain everyone except him did. He had no idea who she was referring to, but the man sounded dangerous. Sam didn't think he knew anyone like that, was glad for it. He didn't think any of his friends would put him into danger, at least not intentionally. "Then...I su-suppose I might ask him. Do you...know what Remi likes?" Sam asked, tossing another apple in the direction of the Luxere but not really paying too much attention, too interested in the conversation. "...Have...you ever tried to d-date him?"