The Mourn was quiet, peacefully, idyllic -- usually. Not today. Today Cam had decided to go for an ill-fated walk, and now the nice atmosphere was broken by their swearing and shouting at the vampire gourd with its teeth sunk firmly into their leg.
"Ow! What the fuck! What did I ever do to you, you overgrown vegetable?"
Cam shook their leg, trying to dislodge the gourd, but that just made it hurt more. Fortunately they were wearing long pants, so the injury wasn't as bad as it could have been -- a shallow wound, rather than a good mauling -- but they were still bleeding.
All right, clearly this called for desperate measures. Now what could Cam use as a weapon to smite this presumptuous flora?
"Ow! What the fuck! What did I ever do to you, you overgrown vegetable?"
Cam shook their leg, trying to dislodge the gourd, but that just made it hurt more. Fortunately they were wearing long pants, so the injury wasn't as bad as it could have been -- a shallow wound, rather than a good mauling -- but they were still bleeding.
All right, clearly this called for desperate measures. Now what could Cam use as a weapon to smite this presumptuous flora?
cameron ?
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