i could be anything in the world
"You're an accident waiting to happen." Remi sings automatically from the opposite side of their dick. "They're going to land on it anyway. Though I suppose we could put thorns or branches on top to deter them, but someone might think that one of us has an STI if we do that." He adds, shrugging beneath his scarf.
"Mm? Yeah? You absolutely have. Did you not know that?" Remi wonders, grinning. Running his tongue across his teeth, the alchemist frowns and plants his hands on his hips. "It only gets bigger when you squeeze." He protests lightly. "Or when you suggest snowbank sex and then make me wait an entire day for it." Remi adds, because while the sex had been incredible (top three, probably), he was still salty about having been made to wait.
"Mm? Yeah? You absolutely have. Did you not know that?" Remi wonders, grinning. Running his tongue across his teeth, the alchemist frowns and plants his hands on his hips. "It only gets bigger when you squeeze." He protests lightly. "Or when you suggest snowbank sex and then make me wait an entire day for it." Remi adds, because while the sex had been incredible (top three, probably), he was still salty about having been made to wait.
THE ALCHEMIST
but all i wanted was to be his
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
