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BASTIEN Edy's cackle was unmistakable. Bastien laid over the blanket-lump with his whole body, doing his best to pin her down. "Well, this zombie doesn't like intruders in his home! Trying to take his things or no!" He didn't know if saying this would be enough for her to make the connection between himself and the old man she had met at his 'funeral', but did not have much time to wonder, trying to clamp his knees down around her proving a difficult task. Eventually though, he had to give it up. Bastien knelt up so he was over her still but no longer pinning her down and looked at Edy with his hands on his hips. "So? What excuse do you have?" I'm feelin' like a big bang