No better version I could pretend to be tonight
Koa waves away the question in a gesture of I'll tell you after, because this is getting confusing, and let's be honest. It's the good old-fashioned homoerotic mud wrestling that's brought us here today, not a young dumbass's accidental love triangle.
His dive lands - hooray! - leaving Koa briefly flush with triumph as his arms wrap around Ronin's waist. Briefly, because as we all know Ronin is superior to Koa in every way: age, experience, skill, and strength. It doesn't take a fortune teller to predict how this will end, and yet somehow Koa is still surprised as the tables, quite literally, turn. One moment he's got the Nova in a grapple; the next he's back-down on the ground, a woof of air knocked from his lungs as Ronin pins him expertly, with all the ease of swatting a fly.
Now, Koa's a big lad, and he trains with, well, mortals. It's been a while since anyone could get the upper hand on him with quite so much ease (we don't talk about Octavius), and stubbornness and pride prevent him from accepting defeat lying down. Copper eyes glinting with determined ferocity, Koa grins up at Ronin - before grabbing a handful of dirt and sand and chucking it toward the demigod's face. Maybe it's derivative, but the move worked when Ronin did it. And hey, at least the kid is learning, right?
His dive lands - hooray! - leaving Koa briefly flush with triumph as his arms wrap around Ronin's waist. Briefly, because as we all know Ronin is superior to Koa in every way: age, experience, skill, and strength. It doesn't take a fortune teller to predict how this will end, and yet somehow Koa is still surprised as the tables, quite literally, turn. One moment he's got the Nova in a grapple; the next he's back-down on the ground, a woof of air knocked from his lungs as Ronin pins him expertly, with all the ease of swatting a fly.
Now, Koa's a big lad, and he trains with, well, mortals. It's been a while since anyone could get the upper hand on him with quite so much ease (
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