We're Gonna Have to Go Through It

Adam Some things you do just to see how bad they'll make you feel Sometimes you try to freeze time 'til the slots are a blur of spinning wheels Adam was bored. Adam was drunk. That was not, generally, a good combination. Or at least, it was a combination that usually resulted in Adam having a lot of fun and people around him having to pick up the pieces of his fun. Because you couldn't be drunk and bored on your own. You had to find someone to share it with. He walked about aimlessly, a half-lit smoke in his fingers and a slight wobble in his step, until he found himself near Maea's farm. Adam scrunched up his face and regarded her house. Would she be a good adventuring companion..? (He had decided in the second prior an adventure was what he was doing) ...No. She wasn't bold enough to be a natural at it, but not awkward enough to be funny watching. No, he needed someone at either end of the hero - nerd scale. Adam scanned the horizon looking for someone suitable...then like a beautiful beacon made of black fabrics, he saw Peter in a nearby field. Stood, looking out forlornly into the distance (or so Adam thought. He was a bit far to really see what he was doing). God, he looked like such a dork. He was perfect. Adam bounded over, leaning against the wall of the field to yell: "HEY! Do you wanna go on an adventure?!" But I am just a broken machine And I do things that I don't really mean