The good news was that Edy was alone, at least as far as human company went. The bad news...
For once, the bard was caught utterly speechless. Stunned - gobsmacked, even - the raven blinked and closed his beak with a sharp clack as his friend's anatomy was bared in all of its fully frontal glory. To say he hadn't been expecting it was the understatement of the season, if not the year, and as the helicopter really started taking off he honestly debated retreat as the better part of valor.
In his defense, that was his instinctive reaction to anyone other than Rory waving that much unrestrained cock at him.
"Congrat... ulations?" he croaked, voice faint as he ruffled his feathers, and his toes closed around the package in its bright red and yellow paper. The timing was serendipitous, it would seem, and somewhere he just knew Frey was enjoying the show. This seemed right up the fertility god's alley, even if Jigano hadn't met them yet.
"Gift," he managed, trying to keep his eyes up on Edy's face and not on the exceedingly awkward rotational motion going on at hip-height. He hopped off the package, the paper wrapped around a box roughly the size of a deck of cards and several inches thick, and sidled over to the other side of the window to try and avoid any collateral damage if Edy wanted to pick it up.
Thank all the most fortunate gods that his beak couldn't express emotions the way a human's face could. Edy would be having a field day with him even more than she already was otherwise.
For once, the bard was caught utterly speechless. Stunned - gobsmacked, even - the raven blinked and closed his beak with a sharp clack as his friend's anatomy was bared in all of its fully frontal glory. To say he hadn't been expecting it was the understatement of the season, if not the year, and as the helicopter really started taking off he honestly debated retreat as the better part of valor.
In his defense, that was his instinctive reaction to anyone other than Rory waving that much unrestrained cock at him.
"Congrat... ulations?" he croaked, voice faint as he ruffled his feathers, and his toes closed around the package in its bright red and yellow paper. The timing was serendipitous, it would seem, and somewhere he just knew Frey was enjoying the show. This seemed right up the fertility god's alley, even if Jigano hadn't met them yet.
"Gift," he managed, trying to keep his eyes up on Edy's face and not on the exceedingly awkward rotational motion going on at hip-height. He hopped off the package, the paper wrapped around a box roughly the size of a deck of cards and several inches thick, and sidled over to the other side of the window to try and avoid any collateral damage if Edy wanted to pick it up.
Thank all the most fortunate gods that his beak couldn't express emotions the way a human's face could. Edy would be having a field day with him even more than she already was otherwise.
