PHOEBE
She had expected him to be shocked. Horrified. Amused. Disgusted even. But she hadn't exactly been prepared for him to be sent so reeling that he spit his wine into his cup. Quickly she drank down the rest of the whiskey in her glass, feeling her head and the world around her begin to spin to keep herself from being mortified. "Look, I mean, I don't make the rules okay?" she said, a slight slur in her words as she sighed heavily. "So I'll explain it again." she sighed, her head falling back dramatically. "So Frey isn't like the Voice and doesn't just go implanting babies in people so we gotta have sex. That's how nature makes babies. So that's why both you and Ronin gotta cum in a girl cause neither of you have the right parts to carry it, and I do so that's why I gotta be there. Then Frey will work their god powers and the baby will be both yours and Ronin's, not mine. I'm just the oven for your adorable green-eyed baby bun. And Frey added on that both you and Ronin gotta make me cum too cause I'm going through an awful lot of trouble to make you this offer - which I am. I am pullin' in divine intervention and offering to carry and birth a baby for you which is really hard work okay? I'm not trying to be creepy or weird that's just really what they said. And they know you don't like girls and that I'm awkward so they gave me this potion even so that no one's anythings get in the way."
By this point in the ramble, Phoebe had slid down until she was laying down, feeling the world spin on its axis. "I know it's really weird. I know. But...you have the option. That is all it's about."
I gotta find my place
I wanna hear my sound
Don't care about all the pain in front of me
'Cause I'm just trying to be happy
I wanna hear my sound
Don't care about all the pain in front of me
'Cause I'm just trying to be happy
