Remi the Alchemist
Phoebe tried to explain, only...only...
WHAT
was basically all his mind could think.
Huffing in a breath as if that would somehow kickstart his mind into understanding this, Remi narrowed his eyes as he tried to follow alone with Phoebe's increasingly strange explanation.
Right. Orgasms for Phoebe. Sure. Why not, that only made sense. Honestly, that wasn't the part he didn't really understand.
"Uhmm..." Remi whispered, swallowing as he watched Phoebe all but dissolve into the grass. Leaning over her and looking for signs that she might be slightly concussed (he'd gotten very good at this, having lived with Ronin for so long), he ruffled a hand through his curls. "Okay. Okay. I understand that Frey can...make this happen. That aside...Phoebe..." Remi trailed off, squinting up towards the sky for a moment, before looking down at his friend. "A potion that makes no one's anything get in the way? Can you really imagine what it would be like to wake up and know that you had sex with me?" He asked. For whatever charm he had, for whatever it was the likes of Ianto, and Sam, and Ronin had seen in him, surely Phoebe did not. This potion might grant a reprieve for a night, but that would hardly limit the consequences of all the mornings after.
WHAT
was basically all his mind could think.
Huffing in a breath as if that would somehow kickstart his mind into understanding this, Remi narrowed his eyes as he tried to follow alone with Phoebe's increasingly strange explanation.
Right. Orgasms for Phoebe. Sure. Why not, that only made sense. Honestly, that wasn't the part he didn't really understand.
"Uhmm..." Remi whispered, swallowing as he watched Phoebe all but dissolve into the grass. Leaning over her and looking for signs that she might be slightly concussed (he'd gotten very good at this, having lived with Ronin for so long), he ruffled a hand through his curls. "Okay. Okay. I understand that Frey can...make this happen. That aside...Phoebe..." Remi trailed off, squinting up towards the sky for a moment, before looking down at his friend. "A potion that makes no one's anything get in the way? Can you really imagine what it would be like to wake up and know that you had sex with me?" He asked. For whatever charm he had, for whatever it was the likes of Ianto, and Sam, and Ronin had seen in him, surely Phoebe did not. This potion might grant a reprieve for a night, but that would hardly limit the consequences of all the mornings after.
Speaks with a thick Italian accent.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
Force and magic can be used against Remi without permission.
