"Fucks that s'posed to mean?" James chortled looking properly (but playfully) offended. Raising an arm he sniffed beneath it, judging that, all things considered, the smell was more or less fine. Glancing at the apple, the snake looked skeptically up at the Launceleyn before bobbing his brows, wondering if this was going to be one of those kinky back-forest type of deals that his ma had warned him of as a wee lad. Only of course none of that ever happened.
"Well," The snake said dramatically, leaning forward conspiratorially. The limerick was all bullshit of course, but did that stop the snake from immediately drumming up a tale to go with? His voice dropped to a stage whisper as his smile grew comedic and wide. "She'd be suckin' on the end of the eel yeah? While it was down in her—" Here, James whistled twice, all gentle-man like because you couldn't just go around saying cunt all the time though he absolutely did. "Real equal-opportunity thing, if y'get what I'm sayin'. One of those electric eels too. Powered her house for a month after that."
i licked it so it's mine
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Thief / Halenani Prostitute
Age: 32 | Height: 6" | Race: Attuned | Nationality: Natural | Citizenship: Torchline Level: N/A - Strg: 8 - Dext: 12 - Endr: 19 - Luck: 14 - Int:
Played by: Odd
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smoking kills but so does love.
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