[Training] swingy swingy hit hit (open)

james

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“Oh pervert.” The snake trilled as if offended. Raising a finger to rub circles over one nipple, he then waggled it at the younger man. “Just because I’m dressed like this doesn’t mean I’m askin’ for it.” He added with a knowing and haughty nod. #feminism #notaskingforit #stillnotaskingforit “Oh?” As Oliver caught the staff, the snake gave a lazy clap of approval. “Why don’t you and your staff come a wee bit closer and we’ll see what these fingers can grab?” He taunted mischievously.

As Oliver swung, instead of darting away, James turned his ass right into the attack letting it thwack him on the right butt cheek. With a gasp as if surprised by this, the thief covered his mouth with a hand and shot Oliver a dirty look. “Cheeky! “ He laughed, before straightening. “Count that as lesson two. If you’re gonna get hit, make sure it’s somewhere y’can take the beating.” Though he was obviously making this all up on the spot, it wasn’t that bad as far as advice goes.

“Right. Go again.” Striking up some absurd mock Kung-fu stance, James gave Oliver that Neo come hither finger-motion.

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