Talkin' Bout My Best Friend

"Nahhhhh." Edy replied with a quick shake of her head. "There's being better than everyone else, but also having everyone else know you're better than them. Now that we're in wherever the fuck this is, we've lost that second bit. No one knows who the Launceleyns are." Hell, we don't even know who we are anymore. "There's no royal family on our side, no compound, no nothing. It's just us kid." The mention of Loren made Edy grind her teeth and sneer slightly. "Well, Loren was being a little shit and look where thats got him? Out in a sex cave with some random, and not on this fun adventure with us." Once upon a time Loren probably would have come along, to play big brother and be all judgy about Edy. But damnit if she didn't miss that asshole all the same. "Oh no?" Edy mused, glancing towards Bea with a raised eyebrow. Huh. So far things had been a bit wonky here, but not like....magically inert wonky. Edy actually felt stronger since coming here, but she wasn't about to tell Bea that given what the girl had just said. On the ground, Bobi's hackles were raised and the kitten had started hissing and growling at whatever it was she was looking at. Edging forward, both Edy and Bea would see a horrifically mutated stag grazing in the distance. It had an extra leg hanging uselessly from its stomach, an extra and likely unseeing eye on the side of its face, and a weird crown of antlers that looked useless and also painful. "What in the actual fuck?" Edy whispered, edging around a tree and grimacing at the sight of the creature. EDY Could dress up to get love. But guess what? I'm never gonna be that girl who's living in a Barbie world