Cassie
Or Cassandra or Cass or Whatever
She saw his raised eyebrow and made her decision: it was definitely a brag. Weird flex, but ok.
"Why wouldn't you attend festivals? Howbout cuz like you're all in here with dead people and stuff? Wait. Are you talking about dead people festivals? Was that your job?" she asked. She supposed it might make sense for the dead-guy guy to attend dead-guy festivals.
"And how did you come to see all this death?"
"Welllll.... There was like this giant bone monster, and he pulled everyone towards this portally thing. And some of us were like: 'hey don't' and he was like: 'how about I just kill you then' and POOF. A bunch of people died in a bunch of black smoke, like my older older siblings, annndddd that was the end of Helovia. Haven't you met anyone from Helovia before?" she asked, saying all this like she'd had to recite it about a billion times before. "Cuz they like all saw that. I'm not special or anything."
"Why wouldn't you attend festivals? Howbout cuz like you're all in here with dead people and stuff? Wait. Are you talking about dead people festivals? Was that your job?" she asked. She supposed it might make sense for the dead-guy guy to attend dead-guy festivals.
"And how did you come to see all this death?"
"Welllll.... There was like this giant bone monster, and he pulled everyone towards this portally thing. And some of us were like: 'hey don't' and he was like: 'how about I just kill you then' and POOF. A bunch of people died in a bunch of black smoke, like my older older siblings, annndddd that was the end of Helovia. Haven't you met anyone from Helovia before?" she asked, saying all this like she'd had to recite it about a billion times before. "Cuz they like all saw that. I'm not special or anything."
