If I’m so smart
and I’m so pretty
Oh, probably just die, for sure. You're my hero. Adam laughed across the bond, always finding silly banter the easiest thing in the world to keep going.
That this mystery man was mad at Oliver for not wanting to Ascend was a bit of a plot twist - as of yet, Adam had not met any Ascended except for Wessex, and she had not seemed to want to take him over to her side at all; now that he knew that was a thing they did, he was a little insulted she hadn't asked. Well that's just dumb. Y'know the Ascended can't get boners OR get drunk? It's gotta be lame. That and the whole choosing-a-probably-evil-Goddess thing, but the no booze and bonerlessness had mostly put Adam off.
Adam flopped back down to the ground, rolling about in the dirt in a way that was not very dignified, but felt great on his scales. Don't worry big ears, I'm not gonna fuck you. Just a lil description for your long lonely nights. You know, since the bonerless boy apparently passed you over.
That this mystery man was mad at Oliver for not wanting to Ascend was a bit of a plot twist - as of yet, Adam had not met any Ascended except for Wessex, and she had not seemed to want to take him over to her side at all; now that he knew that was a thing they did, he was a little insulted she hadn't asked. Well that's just dumb. Y'know the Ascended can't get boners OR get drunk? It's gotta be lame. That and the whole choosing-a-probably-evil-Goddess thing, but the no booze and bonerlessness had mostly put Adam off.
Adam flopped back down to the ground, rolling about in the dirt in a way that was not very dignified, but felt great on his scales. Don't worry big ears, I'm not gonna fuck you. Just a lil description for your long lonely nights. You know, since the bonerless boy apparently passed you over.
Damn this town
and damn this city
ADAM
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