'Who needs the gods, eh?" James said almost sympathetically. "Mayhap your next shift'll be a goldfish and then I can just scoop you up in a cup and take y'round."
With a grin, James waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Doesn't just have t'be yer face either. Arms, neck, bits that dangle." He nodded at that, the dangly bits of course being his favourite.
Seeing her scowl, the snake pouted, his lower lip sticking quite far out. "Now don't take offense. There's plenty o'dumb fish in the sea and that includes you lot. Plenty o'dumb mouth breathers too, so.." He shrugged.
Looking at it, the thief immediately perked up. Whether or not he knew what the item once was was entirely irrelevant. "Well it's a pair o'cuffs ain't it? But for like, monkies and shit. Y'see their hands go through there." He added, pointing to the openings. "Fer when they start throwin' their shit around too much or when they get drunk and try t'start bar fights."
With a grin, James waggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Doesn't just have t'be yer face either. Arms, neck, bits that dangle." He nodded at that, the dangly bits of course being his favourite.
Seeing her scowl, the snake pouted, his lower lip sticking quite far out. "Now don't take offense. There's plenty o'dumb fish in the sea and that includes you lot. Plenty o'dumb mouth breathers too, so.." He shrugged.
Looking at it, the thief immediately perked up. Whether or not he knew what the item once was was entirely irrelevant. "Well it's a pair o'cuffs ain't it? But for like, monkies and shit. Y'see their hands go through there." He added, pointing to the openings. "Fer when they start throwin' their shit around too much or when they get drunk and try t'start bar fights."
{steps on my own emotions and grinds
them into the dirt with my heel} anyways.
them into the dirt with my heel} anyways.
