Eloise
At first Eloise thought Jack was indeed going to wrench the bottle away, and she had half a mind to tug extra hard on it with her magic only to let it go, in the hopes it'd cover him. But there'd been enough damage to his property, and given the sun wasn't even up yet, she decided to leave it. Which, turned out to be in her favour. Still, she watched warily as he rose and held out the cup to her, expecting him to bash it against her temple or pour it into her lap, as hand it to her.
"Well, I didn't think I'd have to mention the obvious Oh, I thought it'd be bigger, or why does it curve to the left so much?./" She retorted. Though having seen him naked enough to know this wasn't true was hardly the point.
Shooting him a glare, her lip actually flinching into a snarl for a moment, Eloise widened her eyes in sarcastic surprise. "Do you fucking think so Jack? Could it be? Gee, why hadn't I fucking thought of that." Hitting herself on the forehead with the heel of her hand, she tipped back her head and laughed, sounding feral and reckless. "Oh right. I did. That whole bit about how no one around here will look at me. You should have seen Zephyr nearly swallow his own fucking tongue at the way I was dressed to help him with his stupid maps."
"Well, I didn't think I'd have to mention the obvious Oh, I thought it'd be bigger, or why does it curve to the left so much?./" She retorted. Though having seen him naked enough to know this wasn't true was hardly the point.
Shooting him a glare, her lip actually flinching into a snarl for a moment, Eloise widened her eyes in sarcastic surprise. "Do you fucking think so Jack? Could it be? Gee, why hadn't I fucking thought of that." Hitting herself on the forehead with the heel of her hand, she tipped back her head and laughed, sounding feral and reckless. "Oh right. I did. That whole bit about how no one around here will look at me. You should have seen Zephyr nearly swallow his own fucking tongue at the way I was dressed to help him with his stupid maps."
I bury hatchets but I keep maps of where I put 'em
