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While it could perhaps be expected for a vegetable that was already walking, Olavi was not entirely prepared for the screech that the horrible thing made; reflexively he drew his hand back into the water, managing to avoid the bite of it's teeth (why did a squash have teeth? The surface world really never did stop coming up with fucked up shit to send to the beach).
Unfortunately though, the girl with the haunted pumpkin had good reflexes: before Olavi could slink off into the night, a staff swung down and splashed against the surface of the water, hitting his arm. The pain wasn't enough to get a noise from him: after all, water slowed the impact considerably, but what he did notice immediately was the sudden colours and light before him, the way the line of the top of the ocean began to bend and rotate around before his eyes.
That made him not want to leave: had this random dickhole just poisoned him? Sticking his head up out of the water, he barked: "The fuck did you just do to me?", trying not to look too hard at the rocks, which were beginning to turn an odd shade of purple.
Unfortunately though, the girl with the haunted pumpkin had good reflexes: before Olavi could slink off into the night, a staff swung down and splashed against the surface of the water, hitting his arm. The pain wasn't enough to get a noise from him: after all, water slowed the impact considerably, but what he did notice immediately was the sudden colours and light before him, the way the line of the top of the ocean began to bend and rotate around before his eyes.
That made him not want to leave: had this random dickhole just poisoned him? Sticking his head up out of the water, he barked: "The fuck did you just do to me?", trying not to look too hard at the rocks, which were beginning to turn an odd shade of purple.
OLAVI
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