Frey
”That’s right, sugar. It’s gotten its fingers in you deep. I’m excited to see what happens.” Because of course they are. Smiling brightly down at Astra, Frey takes a long, deep breath in and the world around them seems to brighten a bit. Animals are peeping out from their various hiding places, like the deity is some kind of naked Snow White. ”Sure,” they say of returning the object to the Climb, sitting on the bank again and patting their lap for the luxere to hop on up.
Lifting their hand - within which there is suddenly a crisp green apple - they take a bite and bounce their eyebrows at Loren as he finally seems to hook onto the only thing that really matters. ”Well,” they say, chewing slowly, ”have you asked any of your lovers to have one with you? They might just say yes. That’s the key to your fertility charm, actually - getting someone to want to do the deed for a bundle of joy.”
Lifting their hand - within which there is suddenly a crisp green apple - they take a bite and bounce their eyebrows at Loren as he finally seems to hook onto the only thing that really matters. ”Well,” they say, chewing slowly, ”have you asked any of your lovers to have one with you? They might just say yes. That’s the key to your fertility charm, actually - getting someone to want to do the deed for a bundle of joy.”
