Remi Taliesin, King of Wine Sandwiches

he said "i bet you don't remember me"

As dramatic as that was, what a waste of paper. Don't you care at all about the environment?

I'll accept your apology in person. Don't worry—my husband is across the world, and won't catch us. Still, better hurry.

This is concluded with a hastily drawn heart (is it blood? dirt? sauce from that evening's meal?). And, faintly, should Ronin hold the letter up to the light, there is a water mark of a penis that subtly covers the entirety of the page.

THE ALCHEMIST

and i said, "only every other memory".