WISE MEN WONDER WHILE STRONG MEN DIE
Some of us have more to do with our lives than comparing dick sizes, Edrei.
(Though whilst we're on the subject, yours is impressive).
I do remember, and I miss you too. But whilst I can't offer you a good fuck or setting fire to an orphanage, there is something you could do.
You could get up off your beautiful ass, waltz through the portal to Halo, and come visit the best bar in the Citadel. It's called the Kraai, and it's owned by yours truly.
Hey, Edrei. Know the best part about it?
We're hiring.
I'll see you soon, I'm sure. Don't get too distracted on the way, and dress as if you care that it's going to be cold.
Yours,
Neron
(Though whilst we're on the subject, yours is impressive).
I do remember, and I miss you too. But whilst I can't offer you a good fuck or setting fire to an orphanage, there is something you could do.
You could get up off your beautiful ass, waltz through the portal to Halo, and come visit the best bar in the Citadel. It's called the Kraai, and it's owned by yours truly.
Hey, Edrei. Know the best part about it?
We're hiring.
I'll see you soon, I'm sure. Don't get too distracted on the way, and dress as if you care that it's going to be cold.
Yours,
Neron
