i'm gonna miss it someday

LOCKE

"You would think. But no, turns out the sailor I stole from was taking pickled fish out to.. I don't know where. Maybe here." He shakes his head, "Finally worked up the courage to get out of the damn thing and there I am, on the ship. A proper little stowaway. Don't know why they didn't notice one barrel was heavier but I've found sailors aren't usually that smart." He says as if he has any kind of education. "Anyway, come crawling out and there he is! Threw me overboard. Still had his booze but don't think he wanted it back. Managed to swim to shore. Thought I was gonna drown. Never went on a ship again." Not a proper ship anyway.

He shakes his head, finishing off the last of his drink, "Sorry it wasn't more riveting. Most of my stories are just me stealing things and dealing with the fallout."

I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine