gratuitous violence; unnecessary, satisfying, heartbreaking
Ronin bounces his eyebrows right back at Remi, as if to tell him that he has entirely missed the point about what he was trying to say. Still, at least he got a story out of it, the Star scoffing and shaking his head, drawing the other man closer until he can feel the heat rolling off him. "Being trampled to death by hooves is certainly a way to go," he says with a shrug of his shoulders. "Shame, though. If it were to happen right now, that shapechanger woman wouldn't stand a chance. I'd be far too distracted with another shapechanger."
It's a shame that he can't keep flirting like this with his husband, given that it's suddenly raining pumpkins down on them. And one of the gourds would have found a home directly on Ronin's head, if his least effective ability hadn't promptly come into play. The nimbus whizzes overhead, taking the vampire gourd with it, and Ronin lets out a very victorious ha! "A fair fight, huh? Go on then. What's yours?"
It's a shame that he can't keep flirting like this with his husband, given that it's suddenly raining pumpkins down on them. And one of the gourds would have found a home directly on Ronin's head, if his least effective ability hadn't promptly come into play. The nimbus whizzes overhead, taking the vampire gourd with it, and Ronin lets out a very victorious ha! "A fair fight, huh? Go on then. What's yours?"
RONIN
