gratuitous violence; unnecessary, satisfying, heartbreaking
Ronin is ready for it, his hand already clenched into a fist as he prepares to spike the gourd into the ground. Only then physics and gravity rudely take effect, and the Star is left biting his lip hard enough to make it bleed with his attempt not to burst out laughing. "Oh I don't know, I'm having a really good time!" He chuckles, turning to kick another pumpkin away, but of course it just squelches and covers the Star's boot in its guts.
"Alright, alright. Shall we try and find a bigger one to satisfy you, husband?" Bouncing his eyebrows at Remi, he peers around through the swamp, only for another gourd to splat onto his back. "Oh, for fuck's sake," he grumbles, though he does manage to point through the undergrowth. "Think there's a big 'un hiding in the weeds."
"Alright, alright. Shall we try and find a bigger one to satisfy you, husband?" Bouncing his eyebrows at Remi, he peers around through the swamp, only for another gourd to splat onto his back. "Oh, for fuck's sake," he grumbles, though he does manage to point through the undergrowth. "Think there's a big 'un hiding in the weeds."
RONIN
