EDREI
'If they were so important, why are the statues of them buried way the fuck underground?' Edy wonders, shooting Sam a look.
'Oh don't be such a baby.' She calls up brightly, resisting the urge to turn her response into an innuendo about the head of her dick absolutely being the thing she wanted to go in first. She didn't though, because that wasn't necessarily true.
Like that scene in the Princess Bride where Buttercup jumps out of the window with her beautiful hair and dress all aflutter, to be caught by the giant, is absolutely not reproduced here. Sam drops like a stone, and though Edy catches him, it's anything but cinematic. Stumbling, his ass hitting her right in the chest and sending her sprawling, it's certainly not the oh haaay, fancy meeting you here, moment you all might have been expecting.
"You good?" Edy asks, giving Sam's ass an experimental pinch just to make sure.
'Oh don't be such a baby.' She calls up brightly, resisting the urge to turn her response into an innuendo about the head of her dick absolutely being the thing she wanted to go in first. She didn't though, because that wasn't necessarily true.
Like that scene in the Princess Bride where Buttercup jumps out of the window with her beautiful hair and dress all aflutter, to be caught by the giant, is absolutely not reproduced here. Sam drops like a stone, and though Edy catches him, it's anything but cinematic. Stumbling, his ass hitting her right in the chest and sending her sprawling, it's certainly not the oh haaay, fancy meeting you here, moment you all might have been expecting.
"You good?" Edy asks, giving Sam's ass an experimental pinch just to make sure.
(D)ANGER
