A Gift of Gratitude

NATE

A neatly wrapped box is left in the Court of the Stars, the letter on top addressed to Queens Maeve & Aurelia. The letter reads as follows:

To the Regents of Torchline,

We as a family would like to extend our gratitude towards you for the grace and hospitality afforded towards us while we prepared to set off to greener pastures. Please accept this gift as a small token of our thanks.

I hope the treats are to your liking, I made sure to only include the best of the batches, but was assured that even the ones that didn’t make the cut were delicious. Unfortunately woodworking is not a skill that I picked up as quickly as I thought I would, so there is only one of the other gift, but I think you may be more inclined to share with one another than I was.

-Nathaniel and Sunjata Wrenzaok

Within the box are several tins of various baked goods; three different kinds of cookies, fluffy meringue, and a range of sweet and citrusy scones. There’s also a bottle of sweet wine, a bottle of whiskey from the VlamVloed’s top shelf, and a well made wooden box containing a roughly carved wooden dildo, splinters poking off in every direction.

You got me actin' like the old me
But you don't even know me

I get them all worked up and down on their knees, you see

Dear Nate and Sunjata,

Thank you for the various baked treats. They were delicious. Edmund thought so as well. I hope that the move goes well and you find yourself settled into somewhere better fitting for what you need in life. I wish you all the best.

Given that there is only one of us here to receive the gift it almost feels as if you're telling me to go fuck myself with a, excuse me for saying so, rather poorly crafted dildo. Which I'll have to decline. However, I'll let it serve as a reminder for all the pricks out there.

Thank you either way.

Sincerely,

Maeve Ansel

They take my fingers in their mouths like it's poetry

Maeve