[DROP] tapestry of rhyme

random event Fascinating, fascinating, I can't believe what you've brought. Some things you have made and some things you have caught, Some have been plucked and others have been skinned, Some are a bit..meh, so I'm glad you're downwind. Now lastly we have the thing which is funny, be it amusing, or gross, or weird, or pun-y. That means it's time for us finally to meet, I've been waiting for this moment on the edge of my seat. Meeting me counts as a rare creature encounter, so even if you don't win, hopefully this won't be a downer. I am a little bit vile and a little bit menacing, I really hate singing (I find it quite defeaning). I am not at all like any creatures you've seen, I walk upright on two legs and my fur is pale green. I have long twisty fingers and a permanent glare, and a body whose shape looks a bit like a pear. Here in my bag I have a number of things, from items and shifts, and ascended upgrade-things. There's magic too, but I think you'll agree, the best prize of all is being able to win me. So ignore my sharp teeth and the aura of spite, form an orderly line (this will probably turn out alright). Give me your best and try to make me grin, to do so successfully means that you win. You have 48 hrs. Bonus points if you DM your admin chat with what you think the creature is. Noah, Nikolai, Edmund, and Ray are all eliminated for not posting in time. They may not use this drop for levelling or MP purposes.