My Lucky Day

Lucas was becoming increasingly aware that he was not nearly as up to speed on the deities of this world as he had been in his own. It was something that he told himself he would most definitely change, and sooner rather than later. "It turned into... into a..." The Ascended shook his head, looking utterly deadpan and as though he wanted to ask a dozen questions but thought better of every single one of them. "Well," he said, "if you ever do want to try it, I would be a curious bystander if you'd allow. I was a collector of curiosities, if you like, back where I was from." The 'curiosities' in question were usually stolen from other powers-that-were, but the point still stood. "Is stumbling on them worse than having them all around us for a week or more?" He smirked. "Anyway, I was interrupting what looked like a very good nap. I ought to leave you to it." LUCAS don't you know there ain't no devil it's just god when he's drunk