Mateo
who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
I just woke up in my underwear
"Oh I absolutely do not want to feel," Mateo informs his friend with the same warmth and affection that one might declare their love for another, and he can't seem to take the smile from his face, no matter how horrified it has become. "This is the most un-vegan thing I have seen in a long time. And I wear crocodile skin boots," he tells him like he's trying to do him a favour, cringing ever so slightly at the way Ever caresses the slab of flesh.
Internally wondering if he can start a podcast called my best friend is a serial killer, it all becomes a bit more clear, at least, when Ever starts unwrapping his torture device, and Mateo thinks his pulse starts to slow down a bit. Thinks, but isn't entirely sure. "Is that... is that a tattoo gun?" He tries not to sound too hopeful.
Internally wondering if he can start a podcast called my best friend is a serial killer, it all becomes a bit more clear, at least, when Ever starts unwrapping his torture device, and Mateo thinks his pulse starts to slow down a bit. Thinks, but isn't entirely sure. "Is that... is that a tattoo gun?" He tries not to sound too hopeful.
no liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
I should probably introduce myself
