don't threaten me with a good time
Mateo Taliesin
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Mateo
who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
And so it goes, and what follows is one of the worst hangovers Mateo has had the pleasure of contending with, and also a few days of melancholy. Mateo brings home lilies and refuses to go to the store unless it's in a veil and pays Carnations a visit at the Palliser while wearing a lot of smoky eye and Doc Martins. But all things must pass, and so does this, and as Mateo closes the store that evening, it's with a spring to his step and a song stuck in his head.

He's just locking up and preparing to head upstairs and change when he sees all the sirens go racing past, raising his eyebrows and turning to watch as they screech around a corner and are gone. It's a lot of ambulances, which suggests that there's either a big traffic accident or something else going on, and he ignores the itch at the back of his mind when he sees shit like that. The itch that says maybe some mad bastard's got a gun.

Ever's either on shift or just finished, so he's unlikely to answer his phone, and yet Mateo is dialling the number all the same as he climbs the stairs to the apartment.
no liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
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don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-08-2021, 08:51 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:19 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:48 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 05:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 05:39 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 06:17 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:55 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:13 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:39 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 08:53 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 09:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 09:30 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-14-2021, 05:16 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-15-2021, 07:01 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-18-2021, 05:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:19 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:43 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:55 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:05 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:18 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 07:34 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-23-2021, 08:55 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:41 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 06:56 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 08:11 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:38 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:17 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:29 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:47 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 11:00 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 04:52 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-28-2021, 06:04 PM
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