Mateo
who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
I just woke up in my underwear
"You have a-- oh, so you do. Because of my toes?" It doesn't matter if it's true or not - the connection has already been made, and Mateo's smiling so hard his dimples might leave permanent rivets in his face. "Aww, you think so? You are very sweet for saying so. Now let's go." At least that's the plan, anyway, but as they rush out of the hospital doors into a patter of rain that has quickly become a downpour, the nurses' cries reach his ears.
"I can't!" he yells back to them. "It's raining and he's got an erection!" Cackling, he trundles the wheelchair to the waiting cab, quickly dumps everything into it (including Everest) and then jogs back with the wheelchair. "Thank you!" Mateo calls, giving it a frivolous push back in through the doors, unmanned.
And thus they start on their way home, soaking wet in the back of the cab with the rain hammering onto the windows. "That was fun."
"I can't!" he yells back to them. "It's raining and he's got an erection!" Cackling, he trundles the wheelchair to the waiting cab, quickly dumps everything into it (including Everest) and then jogs back with the wheelchair. "Thank you!" Mateo calls, giving it a frivolous push back in through the doors, unmanned.
And thus they start on their way home, soaking wet in the back of the cab with the rain hammering onto the windows. "That was fun."
no liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself
I should probably introduce myself
