don't threaten me with a good time
Mateo Taliesin
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Mateo

"Yeah? We should get you on one of those dating apps. Bumble, maybe, where the girl can do all the choosing. You wouldn't want to offend anyone," Mateo says, watching the slow rejection of the proposal while munching through his third dumpling, seemingly unable to take his eyes off the couple. (It's like a car crash, honestly, and he can't not watch it happen). "If you want it, you can always help to make it happen." He smiles back across at his friend. "I can always stay with a friend on your date nights."

But back to the not-proposal. "I think it's a bit selfish," he admits, blowing once more on his box of dumplings, not that the heat has stopped him from burning his mouth and enjoying every second of it. "Obviously you should talk about it beforehand, right? So this guy obviously hasn't, and he's chosen a really public place to pop the question, hoping she'll feel too pressured to say no. Good on her, though - guy's a slimeball." Decision and judgement made, Mateo turns to continue his way towards the zoo.
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don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-08-2021, 08:51 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:19 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 04:48 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 06:42 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:11 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 07:55 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-12-2021, 09:30 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-14-2021, 05:16 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-15-2021, 07:01 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-18-2021, 05:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:19 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-22-2021, 06:55 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:38 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 09:57 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:17 PM
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RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 10:47 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-24-2021, 11:00 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 04:52 PM
RE: don't threaten me with a good time - by Mateo - 10-25-2021, 05:10 PM
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